The first, of hopefully many.

Hi.

I have many names, because I am a mysterious person and also because I love having different names for some reason. My real name will remain a mystery, because a) this is the internet, and therefore nothing is certain, and b) because I loathe it.

To some, I am Offspring #1. If you know me by this, hi there, good to see you! Sit down! Pull up a t box!

To others, I am Larilie. If you know me by this, good flippin grief I have no idea where you're from as I use that in a bajillion places. But hi, those over there are the citizens of Mommyland. Be nice, they all have secret ninja tendancies.

To yet others, I am that moron who accidentally fell over them and didn't apologise. To these, I can only apologise. I am vocally impaired at this point, and may I introduce you to the citizens of Mommyland and the People Of A Bajillion Places? Why yes, they are all dripping with awesomeness. Feel free to stay if you like. If not, there is a way out around here somewhere. I have yet to find it, but you might be more lucky.

So, hiya. Let's get started!